Very cute (although i can't shake the feeling I've seen the last line (or the variation on it) somewhere -- but, perhaps, all great things are obvious in retrospect :) )
Well, I'm pretty sure I haven't seen it anywhere before ;) but yeah, the punchline is probably too obvious not to have been used before, in one variation or another.
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the last line spotted
Unhappy lover misses kiss
- maybe you've seen the similar line in this proverb?
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Ought to be translated into Russian by Samuel Marshak.