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avva ([personal profile] avva) wrote2002-10-13 12:56 am

prior-art-o-magic

Отличный проект - случайным образом составляет новые идеи.

Спасибо [livejournal.com profile] urbansheep за ссылку.

[identity profile] signamax.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
поперставляв несколько профессиональных слов, я употребил последнее, что мне пришло в голову, тоже, впрочем, из профессионального -
õóé
õóé is a teddybear that cannot be removed from your house! It is made from recycled cardboard and recites haiku.

Шедевр!

[identity profile] matrimc.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
А какая простая по сути идея, блин!
Особенно хороши парадоксы, типа: It's a coffee cup! It keeps your teeth clean!

Re: Шедевр!

[identity profile] avva.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
А мне ещё нравятся некоторые миниатюры, типа вот сейчас выдало:

It's a stapler that swears!

Re: Шедевр!

[identity profile] cmm.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
> It's a stapler that swears!

это немезис Пиздливой Скрепки из Ворда, наверное.

[identity profile] avva.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a coffee cup that fetches sticks! It squeaks and traps small animals.

[identity profile] avva.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a key-ring that doesn't always work and uses the Google API.

random one

[identity profile] some.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Design #3808675808
It's a first-aid kit that doesn't always work and doesn't take no for an answer.

[identity profile] signamax.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"jew" is a strain of bacteria that wears a waistcoat and tie and clamps to your wrist.

[identity profile] cmm.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
loose knot is a web page that can extinguish fires!

[identity profile] cmm.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
upper hand is a blow-up doll that can be taken on holiday!

[identity profile] cmm.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
counterfeit is a contact lens! It exists in five dimensions!

(фсё, прекращаю спамить)

Re:

[identity profile] avva.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
life is a shopping bag that checks your spelling, is laced with vodka and glows with an eerie green light.

я фигею ;)

ещё один, ибо янимагу

[identity profile] cmm.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
olshansky is an explosive device that contains the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica, crushes ice and kills ants.

Re: ещё один, ибо янимагу

[identity profile] bbb.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
они знали! они знали!

[identity profile] some.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
жизнь is a dog collar that looks really, really good! It blocks spam email.


мы все фигеем ;)

извините, не удержался

[identity profile] signamax.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"signamax" is an electric drill that kills all known germs dead and squirts water,

"avva" is like a normal postage stamp, but it's guaranteed to save you a hundred pounds a month.

Re: извините, не удержался

[identity profile] some.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
авва is a belt buckle that plays the American national anthem and is powered by a single hamster.

Гм...

[identity profile] chio.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
telnikoff is an electronic implant that keeps you warm at night! It knows your name.

[identity profile] ex-natyn-yo.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
http://www.damn.dax.ru/ ----------- случайным образом составляет ругательства

[identity profile] signamax.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
да...узнашь о себе много нового...

[identity profile] signamax.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
особенно понравилось слово - "чрезмерно"

[identity profile] bbb.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
путин is a fusebox that makes money fast and can be programmed to perform simple tasks.

putin is a telephone that's built and maintained by tiny nano-robots, knows your name and makes virtually no noise whatsoever.

Это не я придумал, это оно само!

аааа! спасите-помогите!

[identity profile] bbb.livejournal.com 2002-10-12 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
автомобиль is a bubble-car that squirts clouds of black ink! It has a retro 70s design.

А вот Вам!

[identity profile] b-k.livejournal.com 2002-10-13 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
bbb is like a normal car, but it emits harmful gases.

Re: А вот Вам!

[identity profile] avva.livejournal.com 2002-10-13 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
b_k is a CD player that cannot be removed from your house! It produces 240v of electricity and probably won't work.

Re: А вот Вам!

[identity profile] b-k.livejournal.com 2002-10-13 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Енто точно! "Я к Вам пришла навеки поселиться..." ;)

Специально для Вас, Анатолий :)

[identity profile] b-k.livejournal.com 2002-10-13 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
К разговору о терапии:

therapy is a microwave that weighs less than a packet of cigarettes, never gets tired and disposes of kitchen waste.

Или...

[identity profile] b-k.livejournal.com 2002-10-13 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
psychoanalysis is a handheld strain of bacteria! It can be used by several people at once!

[identity profile] urbansheep.livejournal.com 2002-10-13 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Я рад, что вам тоже понравилось. Штука совершенно безумная и уносящая крышу к чертям собачьим на раз — методом грамотного подставления кусочков фраз там сложилось СТОЛЬКО идей, сколько хватит, я думаю, на ближайшие три-четыре века. :)

Marketing research можно упразднять за ненужностью — любой из проектов (с говорящими почтовыми марками, светящимися зелёным светом или ковром, сделанным из золота и испускающим плотный чёрный дым) можно хоть завтра пытаться продвигать как минимум в качестве товарного курьёза, а как максимум — как новое слово в совмещении несовместимых функций в повседневных товарах.

olshansky — это, конечно, хорошо. ;)

Re:

[identity profile] avva.livejournal.com 2002-10-13 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Моя крыша ещё вчера вечером помахала ручкой и улетела на юг, ага.

Просто гипнотизирует, сижу и перегружаю страницу.

[identity profile] urbansheep.livejournal.com 2002-10-13 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Есть сильное желание написать автору с просьбой открыть исходники и посмотреть на базу. Безумно интересно!

(„Безумно“, похоже, здесь употреблено мной в своём прямом значении :)) )

После долгих минут чтения концептов в голове просто бурлит.

[identity profile] avva.livejournal.com 2002-10-13 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
It's a sofa that connects to the Internet, hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet and plays the American national anthem.

[identity profile] avva.livejournal.com 2002-10-13 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
It's a shoe that detects evil! It plays MP3s.

[identity profile] cema.livejournal.com 2002-10-14 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Live Journal is a suppository that probably won't work, loves you as a person and improves blood clotting.

Internet is a CD-rom that inflates into a dinghy! It can only be operated by a trained professional.

Laptop is a microwave that plays MP3s!

Ole hadash is a beermat that craves attention, is heavier than it looks and does exactly what it says on the tin.

Russian patriot is a stick of chewing gum that plugs into your beermat! It operates on a quantum level.

Zionist is like a normal golf club, but it never gets tired.

George W. Bush is a fridge magnet that runs on compressed air, is completely reversible and hovers.

Washington, DC is like a normal parachute, but it looks bigger than it really is.

Ariel Sharon is a key-ring that's powered by a single hamster!

Well, it started repeating itself. Good night, and keep in mind:

Alarm clock is a crematorium! It runs on tapwater!

Now that's scary...

[identity profile] syarzhuk.livejournal.com 2002-10-21 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Kazachenko is a CD player that uses human blood for fuel and can read warchalking symbols.

Правда, не указали, какую кровь - скорей всего православных младенцев русских патриотов.