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Отличный проект - случайным образом составляет новые идеи.

Спасибо [livejournal.com profile] urbansheep за ссылку.

Date: 2002-10-14 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cema.livejournal.com
Live Journal is a suppository that probably won't work, loves you as a person and improves blood clotting.

Internet is a CD-rom that inflates into a dinghy! It can only be operated by a trained professional.

Laptop is a microwave that plays MP3s!

Ole hadash is a beermat that craves attention, is heavier than it looks and does exactly what it says on the tin.

Russian patriot is a stick of chewing gum that plugs into your beermat! It operates on a quantum level.

Zionist is like a normal golf club, but it never gets tired.

George W. Bush is a fridge magnet that runs on compressed air, is completely reversible and hovers.

Washington, DC is like a normal parachute, but it looks bigger than it really is.

Ariel Sharon is a key-ring that's powered by a single hamster!

Well, it started repeating itself. Good night, and keep in mind:

Alarm clock is a crematorium! It runs on tapwater!

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