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Date: 2002-10-12 04:06 pm (UTC)õóé
õóé is a teddybear that cannot be removed from your house! It is made from recycled cardboard and recites haiku.
Шедевр!
Особенно хороши парадоксы, типа: It's a coffee cup! It keeps your teeth clean!
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Date: 2002-10-12 04:18 pm (UTC)It's a stapler that swears!
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Date: 2002-10-12 04:29 pm (UTC)это немезис Пиздливой Скрепки из Ворда, наверное.
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It's a first-aid kit that doesn't always work and doesn't take no for an answer.
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Date: 2002-10-12 04:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-12 04:59 pm (UTC)(фсё, прекращаю спамить)
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Date: 2002-10-12 05:04 pm (UTC)я фигею ;)
ещё один, ибо янимагу
Date: 2002-10-12 05:11 pm (UTC)Re: ещё один, ибо янимагу
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Date: 2002-10-12 05:18 pm (UTC)мы все фигеем ;)
извините, не удержался
Date: 2002-10-12 05:00 pm (UTC)"avva" is like a normal postage stamp, but it's guaranteed to save you a hundred pounds a month.
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Гм...
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Date: 2002-10-12 08:27 pm (UTC)putin is a telephone that's built and maintained by tiny nano-robots, knows your name and makes virtually no noise whatsoever.
Это не я придумал, это оно само!
аааа! спасите-помогите!
Date: 2002-10-12 08:28 pm (UTC)А вот Вам!
Re: А вот Вам!
Re: А вот Вам!
Специально для Вас, Анатолий :)
therapy is a microwave that weighs less than a packet of cigarettes, never gets tired and disposes of kitchen waste.
Или...
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Date: 2002-10-13 02:00 am (UTC)Marketing research можно упразднять за ненужностью — любой из проектов (с говорящими почтовыми марками, светящимися зелёным светом или ковром, сделанным из золота и испускающим плотный чёрный дым) можно хоть завтра пытаться продвигать как минимум в качестве товарного курьёза, а как максимум — как новое слово в совмещении несовместимых функций в повседневных товарах.
olshansky — это, конечно, хорошо. ;)
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Date: 2002-10-13 02:03 am (UTC)Просто гипнотизирует, сижу и перегружаю страницу.
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Date: 2002-10-13 02:09 am (UTC)(„Безумно“, похоже, здесь употреблено мной в своём прямом значении :)) )
После долгих минут чтения концептов в голове просто бурлит.
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Date: 2002-10-14 02:21 am (UTC)Internet is a CD-rom that inflates into a dinghy! It can only be operated by a trained professional.
Laptop is a microwave that plays MP3s!
Ole hadash is a beermat that craves attention, is heavier than it looks and does exactly what it says on the tin.
Russian patriot is a stick of chewing gum that plugs into your beermat! It operates on a quantum level.
Zionist is like a normal golf club, but it never gets tired.
George W. Bush is a fridge magnet that runs on compressed air, is completely reversible and hovers.
Washington, DC is like a normal parachute, but it looks bigger than it really is.
Ariel Sharon is a key-ring that's powered by a single hamster!
Well, it started repeating itself. Good night, and keep in mind:
Alarm clock is a crematorium! It runs on tapwater!
Now that's scary...
Date: 2002-10-21 01:47 pm (UTC)Правда, не указали, какую кровь - скорей всего православных младенцев русских патриотов.