geek rap contest (англ.)

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Эта запись будет интересна только программистам. Поверьте мне :)

К тому же, она по-английски. И включает в себя совершенно ужасные стихи на компьютерную тему. Я предупреждал!

gaal started the contest by throwing this at me:

You don't know the halting problem, you don't know what your fate is
Your crack code, it's so slow, it turns Crays into Z80s
Yo mamma begs for my monads and it ain't just for the IO
STM tranforms her good and her scalability's high, yo

I overrun all your buffers, I got shellcode in your heap
Your robotic boat's moronic, it keeps luffing while you sleep
All your waits are busy loops, all your base belong to me
It's not safe for you brother, you better not code in C

Clearly, it's on. My reply is:

Your pathetic shellcode ain't touching my stack,
'cos you hack like you're on crack, and you don't know jack,
'cos yo mamma when she had you was on BASIC way back,
you're brain fucking dead, only good for a smack

I'ma nice you up to twenty, put you in chroot jail,
all your mallocs will be zeros, your assertions will fail
so when you whine for LD_PRELOAD, me I'm just gonna chill
'cos you may talk the talk but you can't escape the kill().

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