анекдоты (англ.)

Пролистал очередное обсуждение анекдотов на реддите, вот три особо понравившихся:

• Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
  Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.
  
  
• How do you think the unthinkable?
  
  With an itheberg.
  
  
• A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man's wife, and asks if he could say a word. The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says "Plethora".
  
  The wife smiles, and says "Thank you, that means a lot."