avva | о соц. активизме (Reply)

Очень мило, по-моему. Сатирический ролик "Реабилитация сетевого активиста". vice.com это такое популярное в США онлайн-СМИ с тенденциями крайнего соц. активизма.

Русских субтитров у меня нет, увы. Могу английский текст набрать, если поможет :-)

ok, английский текст:

"I see sexism... racism in comedy... and minority that needs my help."
"This is literally an apple."

After leaving Vice, a lot of bloggers have trouble reactivating in a normal society.

"I see a victim.. It's another victim..."
"So it's a trailer.." - "Not enough women!" - "Let's just watch it first."

So it's my job as a therapist to help them get in touch with the person they once were.

"Kinda interesting, the whole place is all white!" "OK, you know what, let's sit you back down, let's get you back down."
"I keep having this recurrent nightmare where... they need my help and I can't help them without my Vice job!"
"Who needs your help, Daniel?"
"The Latinxes".
"Without blogging I lost my sense of purpose".
"You don't work there anymore!"
"I'm on a deadline!!"

"I see a white devil, an appropriator..." - "This is your mother. Try to look past gender and race." - "I need a break!"

My goal for them is to experience life again.

"So we're gonna do a little role-playing. I want you to interact with me." - "I'm so sorry." - "No, just act normal" - "Hi, would you like...a beer?" - "See, isn't that..."

"I see family norms being shoved down my throat".

"... without looking for problems." - "So what, I should just stay at home?"

"As cisgendered white male, it looks like it's gonna rain". - "OK, now I want you to try again but without that first part" - "It might rain?" - "Now wasn't that better?" - "I dunno..."

"I see a man who held the position only because of a rigged system".

"I need to tweet one thing" - "No tweeting!" - "I have to, I have an observation!" - "let's just shut it down, just shut it down".

"I have two Vice rings, how many do you have?" - "None, and that's OK".

Because cold turkey can be a little too dramatic, it's important to wean bloggers off of their scolding.

"Your face is driving me nuts." - "Well, what is it about my face that's driving you nuts?" - "Piece of shit" - "OK, I think you've had your ration for today, we're gonna let you scold again after dinner".

"I want you to look at yourself in the mirror and tell me what you see" - "I see a colonizer... I see the problem!" - "Go deeper" - "I see... me" - "Doesn't that feel better?"

"Hey Mom? I just wanted to let you know - I'm sorry I called you a Nazi at Passover."

"OK, let's go back 5 years. Remember the old Vice? Doing meth in the forests of Gazakistan?" - "Those were good times..." - "Yeah, go back to college, what did you like in college?" - "I liked the British Office, but then Ricky Gervais went.." - "Nooo!"

"Daniel's been making lots of progress." - "Yeah, so yesterday I went to a standup comedy show and... I just laughed, I didn't blog about... I just laughed. Thank you." - "You can make it."