гороскоп (англ.)

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Гороскоп от The Onion:

Cancer June 22 - July 22

The stars will send you a special message this week, but sadly, you will be long dead by the time it reaches Earth.

И ещё смешное оттуда же: Voice Of God Revealed To Be Cheney On Intercom, Rest Of U2 Perfectly Fine With Africans Starving.

Comments

[rakshas.livejournal.com]

Про звезды офигенно смешно. Остальная часть гороскопа как-то менее забавна.

[polborta.livejournal.com]

Public Wants Troops Home

According to a recent poll, 52 percent of Americans want to withdraw troops from Iraq within the next 12 months. What do you think?

....

Ryan Heffernan,
Chief Operations Officer
"Ridiculous. I, for one, support our efforts in Iraq, and so do the other gentlemen on the board of Trans-American Cheap Pine Box, Inc."

[toyvo.livejournal.com]

Про звёзды - совершенно гениально.