geek rap contest (англ.)
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avvaЭта запись будет интересна только программистам. Поверьте мне :)
К тому же, она по-английски. И включает в себя совершенно ужасные стихи на компьютерную тему. Я предупреждал!
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gaal started the contest by throwing this at me:
You don't know the halting problem, you don't know what your fate is
Your crack code, it's so slow, it turns Crays into Z80s
Yo mamma begs for my monads and it ain't just for the IO
STM tranforms her good and her scalability's high, yoI overrun all your buffers, I got shellcode in your heap
Your robotic boat's moronic, it keeps luffing while you sleep
All your waits are busy loops, all your base belong to me
It's not safe for you brother, you better not code in C
Clearly, it's on. My reply is:
Your pathetic shellcode ain't touching my stack,
'cos you hack like you're on crack, and you don't know jack,
'cos yo mamma when she had you was on BASIC way back,
you're brain fucking dead, only good for a smackI'ma nice you up to twenty, put you in chroot jail,
all your mallocs will be zeros, your assertions will fail
so when you whine for LD_PRELOAD, me I'm just gonna chill
'cos you may talk the talk but you can't escape the kill().
Хотите к нам присоединиться? Оставляйте ваши версии в комментах. Для ознакомления - классика жанра.
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Date: 2006-10-30 12:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-30 12:43 pm (UTC)Ссылка на классику жанра -- то, что высплыло в голове после первой строчки.
См. тж. http://www.rhymetorrents.com/halloween/ (via /.)
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Date: 2006-10-30 12:51 pm (UTC)I will bring you to your knees, drive up your datacenter cooling fees
I flow between your fingers fill your keyboard up with grease
You can randomize your stack, you can jumble up your heap
My return address is there already smashing you neck deep
'Cos your SQL was quoted
Just like Microsoft ain't bloated
You're injected and my rootkits they just reap, reap, reap
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Date: 2006-10-30 01:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-30 01:34 pm (UTC)I bet you can't write Perl that don't contain no space and letters
I'll parse you bottom up with hyper arrow combinators
You foos and bars ain't naught but outsourced mental masturbators
I meta-mama, met yo mama, she optimized my monads, she be collecting my space leaks
64 bit big endian resolved her forking woes for weeks
Coz I got strong types representin' my class
And if i don't get some respect i'll get meta-evil on your ass
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Date: 2006-10-30 01:37 pm (UTC)На сайте он называется "Video 3".
На работе не смотреть, а то сотрудники вызовут вам скорую или психиатра :)
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Date: 2006-10-30 01:55 pm (UTC)If you can't typechange at runtime you end up having shit for rhymes,
And let me tell you something bro, yo technique is a mess
'Cos when shit gets real you just stand there with yo immutable ass.
I'm gonna take your combinators and put them in a bind,
Your 64 bit ain't scaring me, real men have 69!
So when your fancy parser explodes in your face,
You'll get to know exactly who's claiming all your base.
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Date: 2006-10-30 02:09 pm (UTC)Your code 2k log 2 and 2 hect -- yo it's 211 # two eleven (see http://xrl.us/svfe entry on 211)
Your hardware owned, your validation violated
Your sql injected, 'capsulation 'nihilated
Fo shizzle your tiny scripts ain't got nuthin on me
My language is so shiny, my syntax sugary
My compiler sweares in VLIW, it types my types for me
And your 69 ain't no natural log, when was your surgery? # by natural i mean a natural number, log 2, not log in the natural base
My compiler loads dynamic code, recompiling with FRP # well, hypothetically. It isn't written yet ;-)
It's dynamic static synnergy of higher order glee
Go read apache's error_log and search for 'undefined' # well.. uninitialized, but that's not the right number of syllables
Have fun with all your run time errs, bereft of peace of mind
Note that I'm participating in this static/dynamic duel simply for the sport.
I'm a scripter myself ;-)
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Date: 2006-10-30 02:13 pm (UTC)Gotta hold it straight and aim it press the trigger and blow.
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Date: 2006-10-30 02:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-30 02:18 pm (UTC)Please be without subwoofer, please be without subwoofer, please be without subwoofer.
Мало обычных репперов громыхающих машинами, теперь будут ещё и программистские :)
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Date: 2006-10-30 02:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-30 02:34 pm (UTC)I'm a scripter myself ;-)
Yeah, I understand :)
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Date: 2006-10-30 02:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-30 03:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-30 05:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-30 06:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-30 07:46 pm (UTC)Иди учи Ершовец и экстракоды ядра.
Забудь GBс of memory - говори "тысячи метров мозгов",
И твоя куча, а не heap, defragmented на сотни кусков.
Ты думал, у тебя PC - а у тебя ЭВМ,
Писал конечный автомат, получил АКМ,
И все твои условные "когда" потеют в цикле,
Им от роду сто лет, они к pipeline prediction не привыкли.
А маме бы твоей мозгов добавить не мешает,
Ты с нею трахался fortnight, она теперь дымится и воняет,
А просто вместо Pentium Core Duo надо вхерачить Эльбрус,
And rack-mount the bastard on the Cross made of сосновый брус.
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Date: 2006-10-30 07:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-30 11:47 pm (UTC)no subject
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