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Íó âîò, ÿ íà ðàç ñîîðóäèë äåòàëü èç ïàñõàëüíûõ ÿèö è ìîðêîâêè...

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Íà áåäó ìèìî ïðîõîäèëà äåòêà:

- ß òîæå, ÿ òîæå, ÿ òîæå õî÷ó!
...

- Òàê, ñäåëàþ Äåäà Ìîðîçà... Ìàì, à ÷åãî îí êàê áóäòî ìåðòâûé?
- Îí è åñòü ìåðòâûé.
- ×òî, ïðàâäà? È äàâíî?
- Äà, óæå ïðèìåðíî ëåò ýäàê 2000...
- Äà...
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- À ïî÷åìó îí ñäåëàí øîêîëàäíûé?
(ß-òî, áàëäà, íå äîãàäàëàñü, ïîêà íå ïîäñêàçàëè)
- ×òîáû ìîæíî áûëî åñòü.
- Î-î-î-î! ß òàêîå íèêîãäà íå åëà. À ÿ áû õîòåëà... À òàêîå ïðîäàåòñÿ?
....
ß âîîáùå, îòêàçàëàñü ëîæèòüñÿ ñïàòü, ïîêà íå äàäóò ñîáðàòü "åùå îäèí â ïîñëåäíèé ðàç".
....

- Ñåãîäíÿ îäèí ðàç. Ïîòîì ñïàòü. À çàâòðà ñêîëüêî?



Ðàñòëåâàåòå åâðåéñêóþ ìîëîäåæü!

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âàé, êàïèòàëüíàÿ èäåÿ. ïðîäàâàòü øîêîëàäíûå ðàñïÿòèÿ!

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À åùå ëó÷øå - øîêîëàäíûõ õðèñòèàíñêèõ ìëàäåíöåâ. Êîøåðíûõ.

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Äà, êîøåðíîñòü õðèñòèàíñêèõ ìëàäåíöåâ (íåøîêîëàäíûõ) - ýòî âîïðîñ...

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