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Инженерные шутки на Кворе (англ.)

Понравились две. Одна, наверное, совсем баян, но мне не встречалась, вторая - картинка.

  1. Some people say the glass is half full.
    Some people say the glass is half empty.
    Engineers say the glass is twice as big as necessary.



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Date: 2013-05-15 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kruzo007.livejournal.com
>Engineers say the glass is twice as big as necessary.

Engineers say the glass is at 50% of its capacity.

Date: 2013-05-15 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auto194419.livejournal.com
that's both programmers!

Engineers say 'Factor of Safety is 2 !!!'

Date: 2013-05-16 11:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pilpilon.livejournal.com
exactly.

Date: 2013-05-16 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] manta.livejournal.com
Это SRE - Site Reliability Engineers.

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