псевдо-комплименты

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Забавная тема на реддите: что звучит как комплимент, а на самом деле им не является?

Некоторые удачные примеры (все по-английски, сорри):

• When people with a puzzled look on their face compliment me on how pretty my wife is.
  
  
• A male friend of my sister once told her, " You know, if you had half a brain you'd be dangerous."
  
  
• You so beautiful that you could be a part time model.
  
  
• “You are such an adventurous dresser! I wish I was brave like that!”
  
  
• “It’s impossible to underestimate you.”
  
  
• Good thing you are pretty.
  
  
• Something about being on top of the Bell-curve.
  
• "if you do your best and really reach your full potential, I think you might be able to reach the top of the bell curve"
  
  
• "It is so nice you can focus on your newborn and not worry about what your house looks like."
  
  
• "I love that you don't care what people think of you."
  
  
• "Wow, that was...something!" "You really did your thing!" "That was so... you."
  
  
• I love what you tried to do with your hair!
  
  
• As a director of high school theatre, if a parent says “it looks like everyone on stage had a good time” it means “no one in the audience enjoy this show”
  
  
• I had a woman at my last high school reunion tell me: "Omigosh, I can't believe it's you! You're so handsome now!"
  
  
• "Yours is perfect, I don't like them big anyway!"
  
  
• At work, whenever anyone does anything nice for me, I'll always hit them with "Aww, thanks! You know, it's not true what people say about you. You're alright."