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avvaЗабавный сайт, где каждый может добавить смешные цитаты -- насколько я понимаю, в основном из irc, хотя, наверное, из каких-нибудь форумов-чатов тоже попадаются. Там есть система рейтинга, и на странице цитат с наибольшим рейтингом есть немало смешных, хотя многие покажутся смешными только компьютерщикам, наверное. "Внутренние шутки", ага.
Ох, все эти отрывки аерсишных бесед напомнили мне время в моей жизни, когда я чуть ли не круглосуточно сидел на irc... ох.
Несколько избранных:
(да, можно задавать вопросы, если что-то непонятно ;))
[guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ
<django23> I have a stupid question: what does "sendmail" do?
<Epesh> django: you're right, that is pretty stupid
<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file
<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
<studdud> what the fuck is wtf
<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that
<McMoo> An infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number of typewriters, will eventually produce the collected works of Shakespeare. John Romero's Daikatana was a ten-minute, five-monkey job.
<Lt Hawkins> someone from 127.0.0.1 keeps trying to hack me!
<Podex> You should send them a virus to destroy their computer!!!!!!
<`rip> when you go into a job interview
<`rip> and they ask you what 3 of your weaknesses' are
<`rip> what do you say
<clay> you tell them that youre indecisive
<clay> and then stop talking
<infin-01> sorry, you don't qualify for 31337 status, only 31336 status.
<pesert> Command line?
<pesert> Is that like a special cable?
<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
Эта последняя цитата напомнила мне историю про "magic" и "more magic", из Jargon File.
Ох, все эти отрывки аерсишных бесед напомнили мне время в моей жизни, когда я чуть ли не круглосуточно сидел на irc... ох.
Несколько избранных:
(да, можно задавать вопросы, если что-то непонятно ;))
[guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ
<django23> I have a stupid question: what does "sendmail" do?
<Epesh> django: you're right, that is pretty stupid
<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file
<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
<studdud> what the fuck is wtf
<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that
<McMoo> An infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number of typewriters, will eventually produce the collected works of Shakespeare. John Romero's Daikatana was a ten-minute, five-monkey job.
<Lt Hawkins> someone from 127.0.0.1 keeps trying to hack me!
<Podex> You should send them a virus to destroy their computer!!!!!!
<`rip> when you go into a job interview
<`rip> and they ask you what 3 of your weaknesses' are
<`rip> what do you say
<clay> you tell them that youre indecisive
<clay> and then stop talking
<infin-01> sorry, you don't qualify for 31337 status, only 31336 status.
<pesert> Command line?
<pesert> Is that like a special cable?
<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
Эта последняя цитата напомнила мне историю про "magic" и "more magic", из Jargon File.
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Date: 2003-12-02 11:31 am (UTC)"ALRIGHT LIVEJOURNAL FRIENDS IM KILLING MYSELF NOW! PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS TELLING ME NOT TO! SEE YOU TOMORROW FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF "IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF [CURRENT MUSIC: NIN]"
livejournal is nothing but thousands of people all saying "Does this make my ass look big?" at the same time
И специфический американский юмор:
* @Lan plays with his privates.
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<@Lan> I got these new toy soldiers
<@Lan> They are really neat