загадка про ёжика

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Ребёнку юзера alex_smirnov выдали учебники чтения. В учебнике - загадка:

Ёжик вырос в десять раз
Получился _____________

Послушайте, это заговор. Это масоны. Это я не знаю кто. Не может быть, чтобы кто-то не специально такое сочинил и в учебник вставил. Ведь правда, не может??!

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A female student who was really anxious to get a good grade came up to the (male) professor and the following scene ensued:

"I'll do ANYTHING to get a good grade" - she said.
Anything? - he asked.
She kneeled before him and looking up to him with
her huge liquid eyes whispered: "ANYTHING..."

He was silent for a moment and then brought his face
close to hers and whispered back:

"Would you... STUDY?!!!"