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А почему, собственно, post coitum omne animal triste? Почему это так должно быть? Как-то вот это не очень понятно.

Есть ли на то физиологические причины или психологические теории?

Время от времени у меня возникает вялое удивление по этому поводу, после того, как данная максима подтверждает себя.

Кстати, в "Проблемах" псевдо-Аристотеля, которые я листал в библиотеке (о чём писал несколько дней назад) обсуждалось несколько схожих "проблем". Но не совсем то же самое. Один из вопросов был, если правильно помню, "почему человек более других животных слаб и расслаблен post coitum" или что-то в этом роде; предлагаемый ответ был в том духе, что семя для семяизвержения собирается из всего тела, из всех совершенно огранов сразу, и это приводит к ослабеванию итп.

Date: 2003-06-13 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lestp.livejournal.com
Just a desription

The male postcoital reactions are some of nature's greatest tragedies. The
main thing a woman has to remember is that if she's done her job right, her
postorgasmic guy will be feeling exactly as though he's been dropped on his
head, just not painfully. He won't really know who he is, who you are or
what you were doing for about 2-5 minutes afterward, at which time he will
only _dimly_ remember and have no particular residuum of the passion that
animated him only a few minutes previously. You are fortunate indeed if
he's still snuggly. Usually men want to stare at the ceiling, sleep or
eat. They are not unfeeling, selfish or uncaring. They are just in a
state of clinical shock, like they've been blasted with ECT. When the
smoke stops coming out of his ears, he'll be sort of his old self again.
This takes a few minutes but he'll be _emotionally_ amnesiac.

A woman's still good for something afterward, but the man just crashes
through the floor. It's not his fault, it's the way he's made. The more
powerful his orgasm, the more severe the postorgasmic crash.

This is why ladies go first. A guy can't pay attention after he does. He
can't help it; you've knocked him clear into the middle of next week. His
neurologic system thinks he's been hit by lightning or a truck.

If women understood this, there's be fewer heartaches and divorces.

THANK YOU!!!

Date: 2003-06-13 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arich.livejournal.com
I am going to frame this and hang in my bedroom.

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