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avvaЭту шутку послали на рассылку, к-ю я читаю. Новый вид анекдотов про ВТЦ, кажется. Интересно, на анекдот.ру было что-то такое?
It is the year 2032, and a father and his son walk the streets of lower
Manhattan. Approaching the site where the WTC used to be in the end of
the 20th century, the father sighs and comments, "to think that right
here used to be the Twin Towers..."
The son, not understanding, asks his father: "What are the Twin
Towers?"
The father smiles and looks at the son, and explains, "The Twin Towers
were two huge buildings that used to be here until 2001, when the Arabs
destroyed them."
The son looks up to his father, and asks, "And what are the Arabs?"
It is the year 2032, and a father and his son walk the streets of lower
Manhattan. Approaching the site where the WTC used to be in the end of
the 20th century, the father sighs and comments, "to think that right
here used to be the Twin Towers..."
The son, not understanding, asks his father: "What are the Twin
Towers?"
The father smiles and looks at the son, and explains, "The Twin Towers
were two huge buildings that used to be here until 2001, when the Arabs
destroyed them."
The son looks up to his father, and asks, "And what are the Arabs?"
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Date: 2001-10-12 10:26 am (UTC)http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0110/f011007.html#18
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Date: 2001-10-12 10:27 am (UTC)Saddam Hussein had a dream and called President George W. Bush to tell him about it.
"I had a dream about the United States. I could see the whole country and over every building and home was a banner," said Saddam.
"What was on the banners?" asked Bush.
"LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN!!" answered the Iraqi President.
"I am so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because I, too, had a dream. In my dream, I saw Baghdad and it was more beautiful than ever, totally rebuilt, and over every building and home was a big, beautiful banner."
"What did the banners say?" asked Saddam.
"I don't know," answered Bush, "I can't read
Hebrew."
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Date: 2001-10-12 12:33 pm (UTC)"2000 ãîä. Ìåæäóíàðîäíàÿ êîíôåðåíöèÿ. Â ñåðåäèíå çàñåäàíèÿ âñòàåò ïðåäñòàâèòåëü íåïðèñîåäèíèâøèõñÿ ñòðàí è ãîâîðèò:
- Èçâèíèòå, ãîñïîäà, âûíóæäåí âàñ íà âðåìÿ ïîêèíóòü. Ó ìåíÿ ïîäõîäèò î÷åðåäü çà êîëáàñîé.
Ïðåäñòàâèòåëü êàïèòàëèñòè÷åñêîãî ìèðà: - À ÷òî òàêîå î÷åðåäü?
Ïðåäñòàâèòåëü ñîöèàëèñòè÷åñêîãî ìèðà: - À ÷òî òàêîå êîëáàñà?"
Òåïåðü íå ñìåøíî, íàâåðíîå. Íî ñõåìà òà æå.
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Date: 2001-10-12 01:12 pm (UTC)"Îáðàòèòå âíèìàíèå, ÿ íå ñïðàøèâàþ, êóäà äåëàñü êîëáàñà. ß âñåãî ëèøü õî÷ó óçíàòü - êóäà äåëñÿ Ðàáèíîâè÷?"
Ñàïîã íà êëàâèàòóðó
Date: 2001-10-12 02:02 pm (UTC)ïåðâîñòåïåííóþ ðîëü â àíåêäîòîîáðàçîâàíèè". Àíåêäîòîâ
òàêèõ äî ÷åðòà, ïî-ìîåìó.
Ñîáñòâåííî, âåäü è ïðî Àìåðèêó
Äâà âîåííûõ êîðàáëÿ âñòðå÷àþòñÿ â ìîðå, îäèí ñîâåòñêèé, äðóãîé
àìåðèêàíñêèé. Êîìàíäû âûñòðàèâàþòñÿ íà ïàëóáàõ. Ðóññêîãî
êàïèòàíà íåò. Àìåðèêàíöû æäóò. Íàêîíåö îí âûáåãàåò â
ðàññòåãíóòîì ìóíäèðå è êðè÷èò: "... ìàòü! Êòî ïîñòàâèë
ñàïîã íà êëàâèàòóðó?" Íèêòî èç êîìàíäû íå ñîçíàåòñÿ.
Êàïèòàí ñíîâà: "Åá âàøó ìàòü! Êòî ïîñòàâèë ñàïîã?!"
Ê íåìó îáðàùàþòñÿ ñ òîé ñòîðîíû: "Ñýð... îò ëèöà Ñîåäèíåííûõ
Øòàòîâ Àìåðèêè..." Êàïèòàí ìàøåò ðóêîé: "À, íåò áîëüøå
âàøåé Àìåðèêè. Â ïîñëåäíèé ðàç ñïðàøèâàþ: ÊÒÎ ÏÎÑÒÀÂÈË
ÑÀÏÎÃ ÍÀ ÊËÀÂÈÀÒÓÐÓ??!"
Çäåñü íå òà ñèòóàöèÿ, êîãäà ñòåïåíü íåâåæåñòâà
âîïðîøàþùåãî ñâèäåòåëüñòâóåò î òîì, êàê èçìåíèëñÿ ìèð,
çàòî èãðà íà ñíèæåíèå -- âíåçàïíàÿ îòìåíà íåçûáëåìîé,
êàçàëîñü áû, ðåàëèè (àðàáû, Àìåðèêà) ñîâåðøåííî òà æå.
Re: Ñàïîã íà êëàâèàòóðó
Date: 2001-10-12 02:35 pm (UTC)Re: Ñàïîã íà êëàâèàòóðó
Date: 2001-10-14 11:56 pm (UTC)ïîñòîèëè ñóïåð-ìàøèíó ïðåäñêàçàòåëü. Îáðàùàåòñÿ ê íåé Ïðåçèäåíò ÑØÀ è ñïðàøèâàåò:
--áóäåò ëè 3 ìèðîâàÿ
--Îòâåò: áóäåò.
--à ñêîëüêî ïîñëå íåå áóäåò ñòîèòü áàíî÷êà êîêà-êîëû
--- 3 ÊÎÏÅÉÊÈ
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Date: 2001-10-12 04:03 pm (UTC)no subject
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