редкие рифмы (англ.)

[avva]

I have tried a hundred times, I guess,
To find a rhyme for month;
I have failed a hundred times, I know,
But succeeded the hundred and one-th.

А эту я помню из какого-то альманаха, который читал много лет назад:

To find a rhyme for 'silver',
or any 'rhymeless' rhyme,
Requires only will, ver-
bosity and time.

Comments

[silencers.livejournal.com]

Есть ещё такой вариант (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bloodhoundgang/threepointonefour.html):

I need to find a new vagina,
Any kind of new vagina,
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina,
Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina.