программистский юмор (англ.)

[avva]

(из внутрирабочего мемохранилища. Для тех, кому любопытно, вот ссылка на истоки жанра)

• You have a problem and decide to use recursion.
  Now you have a problem.
  
  
• You have a problem and decide to use Java.
  Now you have a ProblemFactory.
  
  
• You have a problem and decide to use Python.
  Now you don't know what you have. Could be an int, a string, a list or a problem.
  
  
• You have a problem and decide to use threads.
  Two now problems have you.
  
  
• You have a problem and decide to use Lisp.
  Now you have a list of problems.
  
  
• You have a problem and decide to use locks.
  Now you have
  
  
• You have a problem and decide to use delegation.
  Now your problem is your problem's problem.
  
  
• You have a problem and decide to use anagrams.
  Now you have lamb rope.

...И мой любимый вариант...

• You have a problem and decide to dissolve it in water.
  Now you have a solution.

Comments

[dimrub.livejournal.com]

Ты забыл еще вот этот, например:

You have a problem and decide to use STL
Now you have a _Hashtable_iterator<std::pair<const basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> >, int>, basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> >...

[dimrub.livejournal.com]

А так же вот это очень нравится: You have a problem, and decide to use floating point.
Now you have 2.00000001 problems.

[avva.livejournal.com]

Да, я это добавил в одном из комментов. Come to think of it, не упомянул, что это не мое, в отличие от других попыток выше в комментах.