Глупая английская шутка, которая почему-то засела у меня в голове со вчерашнего дня и не хочет выходить.
A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!"
The doctor responded, "Now, calm down. You'll just have to be a little patient."
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Date: 2003-02-12 12:44 am (UTC)душевно
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Date: 2003-02-12 01:17 am (UTC)New jester (applying for a job): So, what are my responsibilities going to be?
King: You've gotta be kidding me.
(c) bagurka
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Date: 2003-02-12 01:21 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2003-02-12 01:35 am (UTC)смурной мужик заходит в английски ресторан. садится за стол и спрашивает грубо у официанта:
- Do you serve crabs?
- We serve everybody - отвечает официант.
server - "подавать" и "обслуживать"
crab - "краб" и "занудный человек"
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тогда вот еще одна, доморощенная:
credit agency to circus equilibrist: "you have an outstanding balance"
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Date: 2003-02-12 05:26 am (UTC)